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Bottle Demotivational Poster


Truth In Advertising -




EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason


TAGS: water bottle
Rating: 4.24/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:53 pm
Vapor distilled and reverse osmosis purification, and volcanic aquifers have greater purity then the poorly maintained municipal water systems. Also, my lab requires a purification system for any water used in GLP a**ays, so says the FDA
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:17 pm
Fizzy drinks would have similar stats, but with health problems too.


NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TOO OLD TO NURSE -


TAGS: sean bottle formula
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:41 pm
Another cute bunnie.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
Great pic. Too bad it was taken years before that fateful day arrived. So there!


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


Behind Bars -


TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 3.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!


LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE - Have a dose and a smile!


TAGS: lsd drugs humor bottles
Rating: 2.59/5

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Fatty - May 4, 2009, 1:52 pm
I can't stop smiling... some one please stop the ride, I want to get off!


LIFE SUMMED UP - The lifespan can be portrayed in four different beverages




"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!




HINDSIGHT - Is when you realize that hiding your ecstasy in a vitamin bottle while at your grandparents house was a bad idea.




LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


WEEKENDS -


TAGS: beer bottles headache
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:03 pm
If you factor in recovery time...
Reality Lord - July 12, 2010, 5:02 pm

nice...got a 5L from me but only because i had that stack back in the college days...argh!


KERMIT R.I.P. -




CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!


TAGS: crocodile bazilisk crocolisk bottle run
Rating: 2.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
Description could've been Much better, as well as the picture


PULL THE TRIGGER -


TAGS: put the bottle in your mouth and
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:13 am
Looks like they're both going topless. Nice one Face.


DENIAL - "Guess you're done feeding with the baby bottle? What does that leave?"




PROOF -




BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.


TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

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Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING


WISHES -




Rave Reviews -


TAGS: pantene shampoo bottle rave reviews
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 7, 2013, 12:24 am
Lol I AM in love lately
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 8:16 pm

Well~~unless the shampoo is really, really good. Then a small bottle is fine because it lasts for such a long time...
rerun - August 6, 2013, 8:02 pm

and here I thought size wasn't important
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 8:01 pm

I understand it's available in the gigantic, economy size.


Perspective -




ATTRITION -


TAGS: quarters drinking alcohol spin the bottle stripper bikini
Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:02 pm
5 poodles by the way
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL


Newfies -




HAPPINESS - It does come in a bottle... a huge bottle!


TAGS: happy girl drunk big bottle
Rating: 4.13/5

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mariand - June 15, 2012, 1:59 pm
They say, size don't matter...lol


PUNK ROCK - Comes in a pink bottle


TAGS: punk rock in pink bottle
Rating: 3.31/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:28 pm
Oh how the mighty have fallen...


FANTASIES -


TAGS: life time day genie bottle dream of jeannie favourite tv show barbara eden actress
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:31 am
:-) It's mine too! Not so demot... but simply delicious: 4L


TERROR - Now In Bottles. And Different Flavors.


TAGS: terror bottle bottles store
Rating: 2.48/5

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Krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:37 pm
LMFAO! Good one, S Mart....
S Mart Clerk - May 11, 2008, 9:05 pm
Remember to Shop Smart, Sh** S Mart! Terror? Aisle 5!


PHOTOSHOPPED - Because everything you see on the internet that makes no sense, must be a manipulated image




Bottles -




Heroes -


TAGS: wisconsin hero black sabbath bar beer bottle
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 21, 2016, 12:21 pm
m/
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:01 am
Up yours, Ronnie and Ozzy thank you


The Last Straw -




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